January 2011
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Trying to dance at a party:
oliviakilljoy:
Expectations:
Reality:
that guy in the red shirt. i can’t.
I’ve been looking for that kids YouTube video FOREVER. That dance was hilarious and ive never seen it again
If you're laying on my bed and I get horny..
kushbemycologne:
dudamagex13:
don’t think your leaving my house UN-FUCKED
If you’re laying on my bed you’re getting fucked regardless lol.
=3 I agree with these previous statements.
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The Universe isn't fair
Hey Chris. You’ve done a splendid job of taking on everything we’ve thrown at you and even been a good sport about it. We also happened to enjoy you being our doormat. Go on. Meet a nice girl and get close to her. Security issues. Next one? Crazy. After that, 0 intellect. Fourth finds every reason not to commit to you. This one? NO PROBLEM! Oh wait. For her own good and quite possibly...
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Gonna Be Honest
I’ve been the guard dog, attack dog and even lap dog to many. When it comes to the ‘Illuminati” all I have to say is if you think your favorite celebrities are in and have ANY say, you’re wrong. They’re just glorified and very well paid scape goats. Think about it. They donate millions to natural disaster relief and various organizations yet they haven’t gotten...
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Suspicious Much?
Last I checked…shadows don’t have substance or texture or density..And of course it would be a “man shaped figure” just up against the wall and there’s no way I’m going to try to move anything to make it go away. And this would be after 3 a.m. after a series of events..I goof’d…and certain songs coming on shuffle in succession isn’t...
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Weaving Spiders, Come Not Here
Lady Gaga is officially NUTS =| →
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A Series of Unfortunate and..Suspicious Events
Let me start by saying the rules of a vehicle state that the selection of music is up to the driver because the driver must be comfortable when driving to make the drive pass by as smoothly and pleasurable as possible. You come in my car and pick bad music, or listen to crap music and I’m shutting it off for one thing. Next, don’t inspect the contents of my vehicle especially while...
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Project Luminus
I doubt there is any malicious intention in certain organizations, and I must say I whole-heartedly endorse their ideals for unifying mankind. I’d love to be a member of these groups in an attempt to help better myself, my situation, and the world around me in general.
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I'm ODing.
Or just generally fucking up. Going down one way streets unintentionally, leaving my car in drive trying to exit it, running stop signs (again unintentionally), cutting people off. I don’t even know how I got home. Dead ass I’m in a whole other zone right now. A vacation sounds nice right about now. Until then I’ll have to settle for developing blisters on my fingers from playing...
I’ve come to the conclusion I’m hurting. Or mourning, or depressed. Same illness different name right? Usually I’m oh so very good at singling out the source of any and every emotion I experience, and should it be negative, rectifying it. This time I can’t seem to do that. I don’t know what it is and it’s killing me inside. I picked up my guitar for the first...
Apocalypse Now? More Like Apocalypse Nimz →
The literal translation of “Apocalypse” is not the end of the world, but ‘lifting the veil’.So now let me briefly lift the veil of mystery that surrounds myself. Why am I doing this at such a late…
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Tonight is one of the most perfect nights ever.
Outside with not a soul or sign of life in sight. The snow is soft and makes that crunch sound with every step I take. The world is quiet and covered in a blanket of white. Its almost as if I’m the only man on earth right now. Its not too cold. Its not too windy. The snow is falling at the perfect rate and there isn’t too much of it yet. Its times like this I love the apps on my phone. I think I...
CoD = Coalition of Dirtbags. That is all.
This dude camped us out and went 76 and 8…WHAT?!
Oh boy
I’m pretty sure this settles it beyond a shadow of a doubt that I just don’t give a fuck. I’m pretty much a savage and I’m completely okay with that. After how last night turned out I’ve made a decision that I know I’m not going to regret. To ensure that I evn procured some very acceptable company last night in the guise of an ex-girlfriend, because in all...
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I Hate Responsibility.
I hate responsibility, and I hate power. What’s more is I hate that they’re the only thing I know best and they’re the only things I ever really pursue. I can’t quite understand why that is. I just know that I really, really hate how power is not only bestowed upon those with no real knowledge of it’s application or any sense of responsibility, but those who are...
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Fountain of Youth? Maybe?
I’m more a man of physics, but I’m quite interested in voiding human senescence..not like every major pharmaceutical company isn’t attempting the same thing. I’m sure they’re all doing the exact same research and making no progress. Time to take up biological chemistry again. Though I doubt I’ll reach a viable conclusion in this life time. But it’s nice to...
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Peculiar Followers Pattern
I write about attempting to join certain organizations, including the FreeMasons and suddenly I get reblogs, and likes, and new followers? I wonder what would happened if I mentioned joining something bigger and maybe far more influential? By the way..I really like the idea of becoming a FreeMason despite being unfamiliar with their practices and particular beliefs. But that’s what talking...
My Theme Song came on shuffle →
Overnight blizzard. Sunshines in the...
billykennedy asked: check this out!!!!!! and maybe you won't make fun of my hero anymore!!!! NO AUTO TUNE...this is what i was talking about last night http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUJqYx4Z9js
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Who's soul do I have to devour to get in already?!
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I'm having a moment
Where all the bad in the world is looking mighty attractive. Dark Side of the force. Team B-berg, Team Illuminati, Team Masons, Team Knights Templar, the whole she banga bang. If power is the all corrupting force of the universe then I’m willing to shoulder that burden. I don’t need the world, or a private island. But I need that control and impunity that power grants. I want the cushy...
Fast cars are magnets for ignorant music. That's...
Songs I typically think are trash are kinda hot when I’m driving this…creature.
For Those Unfamiliar with Warfare
There are no rules. There are no restrictions. There are no courtesies and there is no respect. War is about decimation of your opponent be it physically, mentally, emotionally, or even spiritually. War’s sole purpose is to destroy and grant you superiority over those you oppress. There are no documents, no photo I.D.s, no bribes, and no begging in warfare. It’s either be crushed by...
Is it so wrong I just want to take over the world...
Either that or just shut some people down who think they know a lot and really know damn near nothing? Just me? I dunno. Sometimes I just get tight and want to obliterate all that stands in my way. Humanity sucks and there’s nothing anyone can say or do about it. Quit whining.
The Universe hasn't tried to kill me lately.
AWESOME!
Real Eyes Realize Real Lies =)
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Long Day Ahead
As I spend today mostly in mental solitary confinement, I must wonder why most people really haven’t questioned why Marcus is under my tutelage. Why would I ever accept training something of such destructive force? Why not question my own motives or capabilities? Why not question even his reason for listening to me? Man oh man..people are in for a rude awakening. We, the Immortal Duo, are...
The Year Thus Far
What are we? Five? Maybe six days in the new year and fish and birds are dying all over the world. (A bit late to blame the BP Oil spill for that in my opinion.) Rivers are glowing, airports have to repaint their runways due to the magnetic north pole shifting. Evidence of cryptozoological creatures found in various states all of a sudden. There’s also an influx of ‘UFO’s over...