December 2011
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Onto the Good Stuff
Back to that discussion I was having with my friend. This is the segment about human relations. People have a tendency to feel that monogamy is the only way to go in life and you can only love one person and yadda yadda yadda. Where’s the evidence that monogamy is what humanity was designed for? All those bull shit romantic quotes about people being made for another or having one soul mate...
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Since I’m not getting back to sleep anytime soon, I might as well just write something.
So here goes. I was talking to my friend recently and for a while I didn’t believe in much of anything. Its not so much “anything” as it is social codes of conduct, restraints, etc. Before talking to her I had torn the world around me to pieces. Politics is bull shit. Economics is...
Seriously universe? Really?
I pulled a Billy and took three Tylenol PMs at like 9 and guess who’s was only asleep for like three hours? This guy! So I’ve been watching Lost and I’m desperate to go back to sleep. I’m exhausted, I have a migraine with a magnitude that would break the Richter scale and I might be getting sick. The fuck man?! All I want is some sleep. I’m a simple man. I want money,...
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Katy Perry - E.T. (guy version)
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Fact Checking Santa Claus →
futurejournalismproject:
The Physics of Santa and His Reindeer
Not to be a buzz kill but… Via Snopes (and with apologies for quoting in its entirety):
No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
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A Blog Called Everything: Unmasking The Green-Eyed... →
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a-blog-called-everything:
Bellow is an excerpt from from this article. I highly recommend you read the whole thing.
Our society is addicted to three core beliefs about relationships that are almost guaranteed to create jealousy even in the most well-adjusted people. Most of us have absorbed these beliefs without even realizing it. Identifying and dismantling these beliefs in...
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Sapiosexual
(n.) - a person who is sexually attracted to the intelligence of others.
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I think Lil B is secretly a genius.
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slumberinglad:
He is.
It’s happening… Lil B is getting noticed!!!
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I have seen no evidence to humanity being a monogamous animal. A vast majority of people fall in love with more than one person throughout their life and have sex with more than one person throughout their life. Hell many people do both while in a committed and “monogamous” relationship. Sorry but there’s a reason ancient Greeks would have wives solely to procreate then have sex...
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Contrary to popular belief humans are not...
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Me: *insert random mom joke*
Friend: “Y’know my sister’s coming down next week, maybe you wanna nail her too!”
I. FUCKING. DIED! My lungs are killing me.
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UK Students turning to prostitution to fund...
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Greater numbers of students in England are turning to prostitution to fund their education
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-16157522
Man, that’s upsetting ..
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Just went through over 30 pages of Pulp Fiction...
Found nothing about Mr. Wolfe and his scene except the part after, Phil Lamar getting shot in the face, or Samuel Jackson and John Travolta with the dork clothes. WHAT THE FUCK?! Am I the only one who could appreciate his role in the movie?
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billykennedy:
thenimz said: Guess who’s going to a clubbbbbb?! No..we’re really not. I can’t deal with it. But it would have made a good documentary lmao
seriously! i would have won so many amateur documentary awards
I would have called it 20 and dead
20 and dead would...
smellofdesire replied to your post: I spoke too...
Y’know I thought about that for a split second. Alas no, I’m not the Master. Thereby meaning the Doctor shall be forever alone.
I spoke too fucking soon. The drumming has started again. I thought “this is going to drive me fucking crazy” and then I thought of the Tell Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe. Shit just got real.
I swear I’m going nuts half the time. Like I keep hearing this steady drum or someone hitting something. Almost every night. I figured “Maybe it’s my neighbors having sex and its the headboard”, but it doesn’t sound like that. And once I was waiting in my car and I heard something similar beneath the car. So at first I chalked it up to my usual “hurr durr...
I seriously can’t do this human shit anymore. It’s like a fucking poison. Instead of being headstrong, civil, understanding and righteous me, I’m gradually getting worse at everything. Bad decisions, bad ideas, bad everything. I can’t separate my role in this movie from who I really am. Its pretty funny actually. My mind is so absolutely fucked that short term memory is...
